Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time
Is That a Knee Under Your Skirt, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Written by Sludge Monkey on March 9th, 2011 in Funny.
Pay close attention to the second comment on this picture…
Tunnel Ear Plug + Padlock = Hilarity
Written by Sludge Monkey on June 25th, 2010 in Inappropriate.
Sure this prank is considered assault. But it’s worth it. Don’t you think?
Super Mario Brothers Frustration
Written by Sludge Monkey on June 22nd, 2010 in Funny, Inappropriate.
Classic.
Big Bouncing Boobs
Written by Sludge Monkey on May 23rd, 2010 in Inappropriate, Sexy.
Now this woman has some very big boobs. And I’m not complaining about her showing them off by bouncing them up and down. But what I’d like to know is, what woman actually sets up a camera, grabs her boobs and bounces them up and down for the specific purpose of putting them on the web?
Don’t get me wrong, if you are one of those women, feel free to send yours to boobs@dontvisitthis.com and I’ll post them for you…
Pont Neuf Bridge is Beautiful This Time of Year
Written by Sludge Monkey on May 3rd, 2010 in Sexy.
And sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the roses…
Google Search: White People Stole My Car
Written by Sludge Monkey on March 30th, 2010 in Funny, Inappropriate.
Hey man. That’s not funny!
I like monkeys..
Written by Uncle Fester on March 22nd, 2010 in Funny.
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. He wasn’t very smart. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the stomach. I laughed. Then they punched me in the stomach. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn’t adapt very well to their new home. They would screech, hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, this lost its novelty afer an hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Darn cheap monkeys.
I didn’t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn’t work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
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