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Video of Canadian snipers wiping out Taliban snipers in Afghanistan. The video shots were not made through the shooter’s telescopic sight — they were made looking through the spotter’s scope. The spotter lies right next to the sniper and helps the sniper find and home in on the target.

Canadian snipers fire special .50 caliber McMillan tactical rifles which are bolt-action weapons with five-round magazines. The .50 cal. round is about eight inches long and about an inch in diameter. The bullet itself is one-half inch in diameter and roughly one and one-half inches long.

Pay close attention to the beginning of the video. A Taliban sniper is laying on top of the peak in front of you…when you hear the shot fired watch what happens. The Canadian sniper is about a half-mile away from the target.

1. Do you work at Subway? Cus you’re making me a footlong!
2. I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U.
3. I’m gonna call you ‘Trophy Bass’ ‘cuz I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
4. Let’s play Lion and Lion Tamer. You open your mouth and I’ll feed you the meat!
5. At the office copy machine: “Reproducing eh? Can I help?
6. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
7. Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
8. Why are you going, when you could be coming?
9. Let’s play war, I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
10. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
11. It’s not going to suck itself.
12. Hey, nice shoes… lets fuck.
13. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
14. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
15. My ride left without me , can you give me one?
16. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
17. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
18. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
19. You have some nice jewelery, it would look great on my nightstand

Bumper sticker spotted on a Silverado pick up truck on loop 610 in Houston, Texas, on Oct 30, 2007:

Yeah, put your hands up for Detroit. And how about the hot almost naked dancing chicks?