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		<title>One Way NOT to Make Cops Happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Intro From Idiocracy</title>
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		<title>The Retarded Policeman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Miss Teen USA 2007 &#8211; South Carolina Answers a Question</title>
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