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		<title>Look Down, But Still Approve</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time]]></description>
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  </div><p>Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time</p>
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		<title>Big Bouncing Boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 17:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Now this woman has some very big boobs. And I&#8217;m not complaining about her showing them off by bouncing them up and down. But what I&#8217;d like to know is, what woman actually sets up a camera, grabs her boobs and bounces them up and down for the specific purpose of putting them on [...]]]></description>
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  </div><p>Now this woman has some very big boobs.  And I&#8217;m not complaining about her showing them off by bouncing them up and down. But what I&#8217;d like to know is, what woman actually sets up a camera, grabs her boobs and bounces them up and down for the specific purpose of putting them on the web?</p>
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		<title>Pont Neuf Bridge is Beautiful This Time of Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet And sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the roses&#8230;]]></description>
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  </div><p>And sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the roses&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Talk About Sext</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<title>Every Woman Deserves a Shake Weight!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tweet Of course, there may be a free alternative that will save you $20. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8230;.]]></description>
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  </div><p>Of course, there may be a free alternative that will save you $20.  I&#8217;m just sayin&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Ooh Girl!&#8221; &#8211; An Honest R&amp;B Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<title>When Love Coupons Come Due</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<title>Funeral Sex Makes It All Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nicholas Sparks&#8217; &#8220;The Handjob&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sludge Monkey</dc:creator>
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