German Playboy billboard when dry vs wet…
- Do you work at Subway? Cus you’re making me a footlong!
- I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U.
- I’m gonna call you ‘Trophy Bass’ ‘cuz I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
- Let’s play Lion and Lion Tamer. You open your mouth and I’ll feed you the meat!
- At the office copy machine: “Reproducing eh? Can I help?
- I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
- Why are you going, when you could be coming?
- Let’s play war, I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!
- You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- It’s not going to suck itself.
- Hey, nice shoes… lets fuck.
- Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- My ride left without me, can you give me one?
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
- I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
- You have some nice jewelery, it would look great on my nightstand.
Oh. My. God. Becky.
Did I catch a “niner” in there?
Heavy duty for extra strength ugliness!